A Minnie-Special Over-Dunn (Part 1)

A Minnie-Special Over-Dunn: Part 1
{Growing Around/Hammer Space Crossover}

All art done by Abwingz - https://www.deviantart.com/abwingz
Written by John "Enter" Rozanski and Ava Berman

[This episode begins in the woods by Playtime Park, the park near the Dunn's home. It's a bright and sunny day. Through the brush we see a pink and blue rabbit pop through. Some time later, Sally pops through, jumping forward and crashing into the mud.]
April: Dear, you've got to stop losing other kids' pets.
[April and Molly aren't far behind, but they're walking along a trail.]
Sally: That's easier said than done. The other kids' pets are out to get me!
Molly: Sally, yer talkin' nonsense again.
Sally: You try being a pet sitter then. See how fast the animals go crazy.
Molly: No thank ya, angry customers are enough.
[April looks around.]

April: I do say, I don't think that I've ever been at this part of the park before.
Molly: Me either. I didn't know that it went this far back.
[They see a pink and blue rabbit standing in front of them.
Molly: Sally, did you lose a pink-and-blue bunny?
[Sally walks up, brushing herself off.]
Sally: No, because bunnies don't come in pink and blue. Only ponies do.
April: Oh please, that's just a scam the dealership cooks up. Or maybe you think that they sell unicorns too.
Molly: O' course they do.

[Sally looks down and she sees that very same pink and blue bunny wagging its tail. The bunny takes off, and Sally ends up following it.]
Sally: I think it wants us to follow it.
April: Sally, it's a rabbit! And haven't you heard that it's a bad idea to follow strange animals through the woods!?
[April starts running after.]
Molly: Hey don't leave me here! This forest is creepy.
[Molly chases afterwards.]

[Cut to the rabbit standing in front of a tree, waiting for Sally. Sally catches up to it, but it bounces down into a rabbit hole. Sally ends up standing at the edge, struggling to keep her balance.]
Sally: No, no, no!
[Sally is about to regain her balance before April bumps right into her. This launches the both of them in, screaming as they do so. Molly gets to it, but she stops before she falls in.]
Molly: Guys, guys!
[The ground gives way under her feet and she begins falling along with the two of them.

[Cut to Sally and April falling, with Molly just above them. Molly is screaming.]
April: Molly, I don't think it's much use screaming. With how long we've been falling, I don't know if we'll ever reach the ground.
Molly: O' course we're gonna hit the ground! We're fallin', ain't we?
April: Yes, down a rabbit hole. Am I the only one who reads books?
[April looks angrily at Sally.]
April: That means that ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!
Sally: I'm sorry, I just thought the rabbit wanted us to follow it.
April: It was a wild animal! Who cares what it wanted?
Sally: Hey, I don't complain about the messes you get us into!

[Sally points her finger towards April, but suddenly there are sparks around it. The three of them appear genuinely shocked.]
Sally: What's going on!?
Molly: I dunno, but it's happenin' to me too!
[Molly's hands are also glowing with sparks. April also finds them going around herself. As the sparks leave, the girls find themselves in a completely different animation style - the Hammer Space style.]
April: What's going on?
Molly: I think we're about to hit the bottom!
[There's a glowing light from beneath them. It becomes so bright it overwhelms the entire screen. Then as it subsides, we cut to another forest. Sally and April are thrown out of the hole and land on the ground. Molly is shot out and lands on top of both of them.

April: Gah! Get off of me!
[Molly isn't able to respond. She's looking at something off camera in wonder and awe.]
Molly: And yall said that unicorns didn't exist.
April: What are you blathing on about?
[Reverse shot to show that they're standing in front of a very regal looking unicorn. Molly and Sally look on awestruck, but April just rolls her eyes.]
Sally: I gotta take a picture of this!

[Sally takes out her phone and snaps a picture, leaving the unicorn dazed.]
Molly: Shoot, I left mine at home.
April: Oh please. It's clearly from the pony dealership.
[April walks up to the unicorn.]
April: You see, what they do is just glue horns onto these poor creatures' heads. C'mon dear, I'll get that raggedy thing removed.
[April starts pulling at the horn as the unicorn comes out of its daze. It looks at April furiously.]
April: Wow, this thing is glued on tight!
Sally: April, I don't think that--

[The unicorn angrily charges forward, leaving Molly and Sally standing dumbfounded.]
Molly: April!
Sally: C'mon, we gotta go and get her!
[They try and follow her, but the unicorn is much too fast for them. Molly and Sally end up breathless and are forced to come to a stop.]
Molly: Do you see where they want?
Sally: No, I didn't.
[Sally looks around.]

Sally: But I think that we got another problem.
Molly: What now?
Sally: Which way is back to the rabbit hole?
[They look around, but every direction in the forest looks exactly the same. Molly and Sally become very worried.]
Molly: Ah shoot.

[Cut to April who had been tossed off of the unicorn's back.]
April: Is this the thanks that I get for trying to help you beastly brutes?
[April looks around to see that she's surrounded by a bunch of other unicorns. The unicorn who pushed her into the crowd starts talking, with a masculine Brooklyn accent.]
Unicorn #1: I caught this little tourist here tryin' to pull out my horn. Probably trying to have a wish granted like I was some kinda genie.
April: Wait, you can talk!?
Unicorn #1: Yeah I can. Now can you shut up? You've been screamin' for the past five minutes.
Unicorn #2: We should bring her to our leader. He'll figure out what to do with her.
April: That would be... um nice, but I think that I have overstayed my welcome and shall be going fortwidth.
[April tries to back up, but two unicorns block her way with their horns acting like guard spears.]
April: Or I suppose I could stick aro9und for a moment or two more.
[The sound of loud stomping is heard. April becomes increasingly terrified as it gets louder and louder. April is absolutely afraid, and then a tiny girly unicorn pops out. This is the unicorn leader, and he speaks with baby-talk.]

Unicorn Leader: Whatcha want? I was busy doin' something.
[April tries and fails to suppress a giggle. Then she bursts out laughing.]
April: This little squirt is your leader?
[The unicorns around them are very offended with what April is doing. The unicorn leader gets mad and shoots a rainbow beam from his horn, sending April back quite a distance.]
April: Ouch.
Unicorn Leader: I oughta make a pinata outta you and see if some candy falls out.

[The other unicorns nod in agreement.]
Unicorn #2: How about we plant her in the ground like a pretty flower?
[Even more agreement.]
Unicorn #1: I say we put a horn on her head, so she knows how it feels to have someone try an' yank it off.
[They are stamping their feet in joy and excitement.]
April: [Faking unicorn accent.] Or we could just let her go on her merry way.
[At first the excitement continues, but then they quickly realize what April tried to do. They unicorns start surrounding April with sadistic smiles.]
Unicorn Leader: Nice try. Now hold still, this'll only hurt a lot.

[Cut to Sally and Molly running through the forest.]
Molly: Sally, I don't think we're gonna find her like this.
Sally: Well we can't just give up. The unicorn, or horse, or whatever, has got April. We've got to save her before something bad happens!
[Sally dashes forward.]
Molly: Sally, I ain't used to runnin' like you!
[Molly comes to a stop and she tries to catch her breath. After a beat she looks up and notices the forest is eerily empty once again.]
Molly: Sally, where are ya?
Sally: {Voice over} I'm over here!
[The sound is coming from behind Molly. She turns around and looks at the voice.]
Molly: Hey, wait up fer me!
[Molly charges after the sound, but then another sound comes from behind Molly.]
Sally: {Voice over} Hey silly, you're going the wrong way!
[Molly turns around..]
Molly: Sally, where are ya?
[Another Sally voice comes from the distance.]
Sally: {Voice over} This way.
Molly: If this is some kinda joke, it ain't funny.
[Another voice from behind Molly.]
Sally: {Voice over} Over here! C'mon, I found April!
[Without another word, Molly chases after the voice. Sally is heard giggling.]
Molly: Sally, this ain't no time to be laughin'.

[Molly pushes past some leaves and enters a small clearing and is immediately set in awe. She has found a giant flower that looks like a pink lily speckled with gold, purple, and white, although it has far more petals than a lily does. A crevice of sunlight has made its way through the trees and shines down on it.]
Molly: I ain't never seen a flower like that before.
Sally: {Voice over} I know, it's beautiful isn't it?
[Molly wanders closer to it.]
Molly: Ya know, if this place has unicorn and flowers like this, maybe it's not so bad.

Sally: {Voice over} I betcha it smells a million times as good as it looks.
Molly: It probably does...
[Molly gets closer and closer to it.]
Sally: {Voice over} Well, whatcha waitin' for silly? Maybe you can tell your mom and dad about it when you get home!

[Molly hesitates immediately]
Molly: Wait a minute, Sally knows my mum is dead.
[The flower raises up off the ground and stares down Molly. It speaks with Sally's voice. And as it speaks, it shows off rows and rows of razor sharp teeth.]
Flower: Oh poo, I almost had you. Exercise before eating always gives me cramps.
[Molly looks on paralyzed with fear.]

[Cut to Sally running through the woods. She goes over branches and hops over logs with ease, not losing a breath. As she runs, three small squirrels try and keep pace with her, as if they were racing along.]
Sally: Hello little squirrels, I can't talk right now. I gotta find my friends!
[The squirrels chatter to themselves and then they start to run around Sally, causing her to fall over. They laugh as Sally picks herself up.]
Sally: Why you little pranksters!

[Sally picks up an acorn and throws it at one of the squirrels. It bounces off of its head. After a beat, the squirrel starts crying. The two other squirrels look at Sally angrily and start chattering.]
Sally: Well, you asked for it!
[There's a rustling from up above. Sally looks up and sees that the branches above are filled with squirrels, staring down at her.]
Sally: Um... they started it?
[The three squirrels stand next to each other, looking sweet. Halos appear above them. The sound of chattering from up above grows louder.
[A voice shouts down from the trees.]

Minnie: WAAAAAAAAAIT!
[The squirrels come to a halt. Down from the treetops above them, comes Minnie Angelbright, the central character of this world, Hammer Space. She swings down and lands before Sally. She turns around and looks at her squirrels.]
Minnie: I saw everything, and she is innocent!
[Minnie thinks for a moment]
Minnie: Well, I mean she did kinda toss an acorn at one of them, but they tripped her! She's just a small human, she meant no harm! Right smaller human?

Sally: Smaller...? I mean, yeah, of course!
[The squirrels chatter and grumble, and then they go on their way, except for the three squirrels that started it. Minnie wags her finger at the three.]
Minnie: You apologize for being little meanies to the smaller human.
[They pout]
Minnie: I wuv you boys, so that means I wanna see you grow up to become nice bigger squirrels. Now be nice small squirrels.
[They clearly don't want to, but they sigh and "apologize" in their native squirrel language.]
Minnie: That's my little boys! Now run along to your mommies and pappies.
[The squirrels run off. Sally looks around confused.]
Sally: Uh... thanks. This human's name is Sally. I'm looking for my friends. Have you seen any other kids running around here?
Minnie: Other kids? Um... nope! Last I checked, I only saw the squirrels and the raccoons and your occasional unicorn.
Sally: Wait! Unicorn!? One of my friends was kidnapped by one! We gotta find her!
Minnie: Kidnapped? But unicorns are nice! I'd show you, but I honestly don't know where they'd be.
Sally: Great just great. I'm lost in the middle of the woods, and my friend is somewhere out there. Molly, how are you holding up?
[Sally looks around her, but finds that Molly is missing as well.]
Minnie: Molly? No, my name is Wilhelmina Bethany Angelbright... but you can call me Minnie!
Sally: No, Molly is my other friend. It looks like she's disappeared too. With my luck, she's probably facing down a dragon or something.
Minnie: Hmmm, I don't think any dragons live in this part of the country. But I am friends with a half-dragon, so anything's possible.
Sally: Aren't you a little old for imaginary friends?
Minnie: Imaginary? You tourists sure do like to ask weird questions.
Sally: Tourist? I don't think I ran far enough to get out of Summerway.

Minnie: Summerway? What's a Summerway?
Sally: Oh, I don't know, just the town we're in right now.
[Minnie scratches her head.]
Minnie: Uh... I think you made a left turn at the wrong dimension or something.
[Minnie motions Sally to follow her.]
Minnie: Come on, I'll get you out of this forest.
Sally: Um thanks... And you're sure that my friends are going to be okay?
Minnie: Don'tcha worry. I'm sure your friends are perfectly fine.

[Cut to April with a horn stuck to her head and a tail taped onto her back. Unicorns are throwing glitter at her.]
Unicorn leader: And now you will know da unee-corn suffer-super-suffer-age... I need to potty.
Unicorn #1: C'mon, let's go.
[The unicorns stamp off, leaving April alone. She tries to pull off the horn, but it's stuck.]
April: Ouch, ouch, ouch!

[April is interrupted by the sound of a motorcycle running through the forest.]
April: Oh great, what now?
[Out from the bushes, a red Harley motorcycle bursts out, jutting forward and crashing into a tree. The rider falls out. The motorcycle catches fire. The adult rider sits up, unscathed, with a helmet hiding her face. This is Sadie Angelbright. She talks with a calm, cheery disposition.]
Sadie: Darn, and I really liked that bike too. This day just hasn't been lining up for me at all.

[Sadie looks over at April.]
Sadie: My, it looks like you're having a bad yourself.
April: You don't know the half of it.
[April tries another attempt at removing the horn.]
[Sadie gets up and removes her helmet, letting her hair fall. Her eyes are covered by her glasses, so we still can't see them.]
Sadie: Oh goodness, are those unicorn bullies are still around?

April: That tiny one decided this should happen to me!
[April points at her forehead.]
Sadie: Oh you poor thing. It completely clashes with your complexion.
April: I have no idea what kind of glue they used. You can't buy this stuff at Gimme's at any rate.
Sadie: Glue? I suppose it can be called a "glue," but I'm not sure anything magical can come off with just hot water alone.
April: Magic. Of course it's magic. I only learned it existed like half an hour ago, and I am so tired of it.

Sadie: Half an hour ago? Wait... are you a tourist?
April: Tourist? I don't get much time for touring around. When I travel, it's usually strictly business.
Sadie: Oh, a rich kid. Playing around with daddy's money like it's confetti?
April: I'll have you know that I've earned every single card that I've spent. And I'm not responsible for my father's allowance, or my mother's for that matter.
[Sadie tilts her head.]
Sadie: You grant your parents an allowance?
April: Well, I mean I do believe good grown-ups deserve some spending money. Don't your kids give you an allowance?
[Sadie tilts her head the other way and scratches her cheek.]
Sadie: I don't think that you and I are on the same page. Who do you believe makes the money in a normal family?
April: Is this a trick question? The kids, obviously. Who else would do it?
Sadie: Well, I'm not sure which dimension you dropped in from, but the adults do it around here.
April: Wait... adults are things like construction works? Astronauts? Race car drivers!? Even the people in control of your countries!?
Sadie: Agewise, yes, I'd say that they're adults.
April: But how would... adults teach kids to have fun in school?

Sadie: Is that was schools are for where you're from? How quaint! I'm afraid here, we use them to teach math and science and smash children with dodgeballs.
[April is horrified.]
April: I suppose I should be getting on my way then... as soon as I find my friends... and figure out where home is... and get this horn and tail off.
Sadie: Well, you're never going to get anywhere all disorganized like that, missy.

[Sadie goes over to her bike and stands it up. She takes out a bottle of water from the bike's built-in pouch and doses the fire, leaving nothing but smoke.]
Sadie: Why don't we tackle one thing at a time, and start with getting that horn off of your head. I might have something at home.
April: I suppose it's better than just wandering around this forest at random, without knowing what else I'll bump into.
Sadie: Hmmm, I suppose my helmet won't cover your head.
[Sadie tosses the helmet.]
Sadie: We'll wing it. I'm sure I won't crash again.

April: Perhaps I'd better drive. No offense, but I'm not exactly comfortable with a grown-up behind the wheel.
[The camera showcases the destruction Sadie created entering the area.]
Sadie: Well, I never say no to a new experience. Have at it, honey.
[April nods her head and they both get on the bike.]
April: Just tell me the way out of this forest.
Sadie: That'd be the direction I came from.

[Cut to Molly in the mouth of a giant flower, desperate to not be eaten.]
Molly: Help me! Help!
Flower: C'mon, stop fighting and let me eat you!
[A voice can be heard off camera. This is Theo Angelbright.]
Theo: {Off-screen} What in the - AGAIN Brunhilda? You're eating a tourist!
Flower: Uh... no?
Theo: So you're not eating a child, whose lower half I can clearly see hanging out of your mouth?

Flower: It's just one little tourist.
Theo: Spit it out, or I'm calling your parole officer again.
Flower: Hmph! Fine! You never let me have any fun!
[The flower spits Molly out, causing her to tumble in the debris until she lands right in front of Theo.]

Theo: Hey kiddo, you alright?
[Molly picks herself up.]
Molly: You--you're a pickle!
[Theo deadpan stares at her.]
Theo: No, really? And here I thought I was a zucchini.
Molly: S-sorry, I've just had... quite a day. I had heard of places like this in storybooks, but I never thought that I'd actually see 'em with my own eyes.
Theo: Are you wandering around here, by yourself?
Molly: I'm not supposed to be. I got two friends out there somewhere. That plant thing was using the voice of one of 'em.
Theo: Oh yeah, Bruny's got some weird magic up her vines.

[Theo bounces up on a branch more leveled at Molly's height, and looks at her face-to-face.]
Theo: But you brought your friends in here? Seriously!? you can't just wander in here like that!
Molly: We didn't mean to come here. It was kinda... an accident.
Theo: Please just call your guardian. Someone needs to come and get you before the death butterflies do first.
Molly: What are yeah goin' on about? If I'm no match for these things, what makes ya think that my dad would stand any chance? Besides, I left my phone at home.

Theo: Huh, I've never met a kid who wasn't glued to their pho- wait wait wait. How in the heck did you even manage to come here?
Molly: A technicolor varmint lead me and my friends to a hole, and now I guess we popped out in wonderland.

Theo: Oooh... oh, everything makes slightly more sense now.
[Theo hops down.]
Theo: What's your name, kiddo?
Molly: My name's Molly. Molly Thomas.
Theo: Mine's Theodore Dillan Angelbright. Just call me Theo. And you need to come with me, pronto.
Molly: You don't have ta ask me twice, Theo.
[The two of them make their way out of the forest.]

[Cut to a dense part of a city, surrounded by tall buildings, with a wider, but short building taking up several blocks. This is CS4 Vector City Elementary, and kids of all kinds - short, tall, human, non-human - are piling in. Most of them are grouped together, talking with their phones out. A few blocks away is the edge of the forest where the trees are less densely clustered together. From this, Minnie and Sally emerge, with Minnie rambling about something.]
Minnie: I couldn't even imagine driving. I'm still barely coordinated at steering my bike! Much less a buggy! But that's so cool! How do you even reach the pedals if you're so small? Or are the cars really small? Is it like a clown car? Are there clowns where you live?

Sally: Of course there are clowns there. All you gotta do is go to the circus, and they'll let you right in on the act. I can't believe the people around here don't go bungee jumping. I do that like every other week.
Minnie: Well, it is a city. We gots to worry about the monsters destroying buildings every single week. It's probably not the safest thing to do here.
[Minnie looks ahead.]
Minnie: Oh! We're already here.
Sally: Where is here... exactly?
Minnie: School!
Sally: Wait, the kids go to school in your world?
Minnie: Of course, silly! It's a magical place that brightens the future!
Sally: Well, it seems like this day won't be so bad after all.
[Sally thinks to herself in her excitement.]
Sally: I think I'd better call home, first. So no one worries about me.

[Sally dials in a number she expects to be her house. She ends up calling Mephistopheles, a big muscular devil, living in a world of brimstone and fire. Mephy is currently sitting on a throne of burnt bones, listening to the sounds of screams all around him as he drinks from a goblet of fire.]
Mephy: Aah, another day of pure, insidious bliss.
[His pocket starts buzzing. He answers a tiny flip phone.]
Mephy: You have reached the Lord of Darkness, lies, and even the flies. How many I torment you today?
Sally: Lord of Darkness? Robert, are you playing some kind of joke?

Mephy: You wish to speak to a Robert? You'll need to specify. I have at least three thousand burning alive before me.
Sally: Oh, I dunno, Robert Dunn of the Dunn house, the Dunn house that has the phone number I just called. That Robert.
[Mephy is flipping through a black book with a skull on its cover. He comes to the end.]
Mephy: There's no one by that name in my book. But if you wish to find this Robert Dunn, you may trade me your soul... if you so dare!
[He cackles evilly.]

Sally: I kinda need both of 'em. My shoes would be pretty useless without 'em.
[Mephy glares at his phone, confused.]
Mephy: Is this a prank call? Oh how I loathe you stupid--
[Mephy hangs up.]
Sally: Huh... I guess that my service doesn't cover other dimensions.
Minnie: Heads up!

[Minnie covers Sally as a huge gust of wind springs forth from behind them. A giant purple dragon lands ahead of them. The dragon puffs into smoke, and out from it walks a small girl with giant purple hair. This is Claret. Sally quickly darts to hide behind Minnie.]
Sally: She's not going to eat me is she?
Minnie: Of course not, silly. But the mermaid might.

[Sally awkwardly laughs, as if she expects this to be a joke.]
Claret: Minnie! You and your little pet should make haste, or you'll both get the axe.
Minnie: There's no axes in school, remember Clare?
[Claret pouts.]
Claret: And that's why my last school was far superior.
Sally: Pet, what did she mean by... pet?

[Cut to inside Minnie's class. Half of the students look normal. Some look semi-strange, and the rest are clearly not human. The teacher is an elder woman with an updo style gray hair. Minnie's standing in the front of the classroom, presenting Sally.]
Minnie: This is Sally. She's a dimensional wanderer from a topsy-turvey place she calls "Summerway," where kids make the rules, and the adults? They go to school! That's so cool, right?
Teacher: That's very sweet of you to pick up a stray... Just like the last five show and tells. Please try and show some diversity in your presentations next time.

[Minnie looks down.]
Minnie: Oh, okay.
Teacher: You may take your seat. But I think your little parcel needs one of her own.
[The teacher scans the back, near where Claret is sitting. There's an empty seat by her, a girl sleeping, an overly excited girl, and a mermaid girl with her land legs.]
Sally: B-b-by the dragon girl?
[Claret looks miffed.]
Teacher: Now now, dragons are people too. Besides, there's a mermaid right across from her.

[Cut to Sally walking nervously to her desk, while many of the other students stare at her.]
Sally: Might be having some second thoughts about this...
[As Sally slides into her seat, Claret growls at her.]
Claret: Beware the mermaid. She may eat you.
[Sally makes a martial arts pose.]
Sally: I'm warning you, I know pastrami.
Pixe: Clarie, don't scare the traveler.

[Pixie takes Sally's hand and starts shaking it vigorously.]
Pixie: Pixella Manica. Wizard. Warlock. Magic User. New Friend.
[She puts her arm around Sally and pulls her in.]
Pixe: Allow me to introduce you to the rest of the City Savers Alliance.
[Pixie points to the sleeping girl behind her.]
Pixie: Fairiel Manica. My sister. Very powerful. Sleeps a lot.
[She points to Claret.]
Pixie: Claret. Dragon. Very angry. Causes fires. But you could have probably guessed that.
[Pixie points to the mermaid.]

Pixie: Selvi. Exchange student. Only speaks dolphin, so talking with her is trifling.
Sally: Huh, I knew some kids back home who had dolphins as pets.
Pixie: Wow, that's awful. Be thankful Selvi can't understand you.
[The teacher starts handing out paper.s]
Teacher: I hope you all researched chapters 3 through 5, because everything you needed was in those chapters.
[The kids groan.]
Sally: Ooh, is this gonna be some kind of scavenger hunt?

[The teacher hands one to Sally.]
Teacher: I suppose, if what you're looking for are the answers to math equations.
Sally: Math? That's not fun. I thought this was supposed to be a school!
Teacher: You know, there are some kids who're dying for an education. Literally, somewhere in the space alps. Not pleasant, but true. Learning is a privilege.
[She leaves the paper on Sally's desk, and continues handing them out.]

[Selvi stares at Sally with an innocent smile. Sally waves at her.]
Sally: Uh... hi. Can I help you?
[Selvi looks quizzically at Sally. She leans forward, sniffing Sally's head. Then she licks her lips with an even bigger smile.]
Sally: What are you doing?
Pixie: Oh no.

[Selvi leaps out of her desk and attacks Sally, trying to eat her. Sally quickly manages to dodge as Selvi lands on her desk and starts eating the test.]
Teacher: Slevi, heal!
[The teacher waves her hand and suddenly Selvi is levitated above her desk, before being forcefully shoved back in her seat.]
Teacher: Absolutely no eating before lunch time!

[Cut to April and Sadie back in town. They are on a high speed chase from the cops.]
April: Why didn't you tell me you stole this bike?
Sadie: I'll be frank with you, I completely forgot. I do this every week, anyways.
[One of the police cars speeds up to them and rolls the windows down. An older woman peers out with a megaphone. This is the chief of police, Lucile Cannon.]

Lucile: Sadie, pull over right now, or I swear to-
[She sees April.]
Lucile: Whose kid is that?
Sadie: I don't know. I sorta just found her.
Lucile: Fantastic. So you've kidnapped someone too!
Sadie: It's been a crazy day.
[Sadie learns over April.]
Sadie: Floor it, honey.
[April shrugs and she floors the motorcycle.]
Sadie: My, you're good.

April: This? Please, a high speed chase is nothing compared to just getting your license in my world.
Sadie: Oh this world of yours sounds fantastic. I wish I could've seen it when I was a kid.
[The police are gaining on them.]
Sadie: There's only one way outta this, and that's to do something crazy.
April: I'm listening.
[Sadie points up above her head to a big steel bridge connecting one section of the city to another. Below the bridge is water.]
Sadie: We're going to want to drive over that. And when we get halfway across, we jump over the side.
April: This kind of stuff seriously isn't part of the driving tests in this world? Grown-ups, never knowing what's truly important.

[They proceed to do precisely that.]
Sadie: (Sigh). It seems like no matter what the world looks like...
[A supply boat comes out from under the bridge, just in time to catch them. The police stop behind it, with Lucile looking down in annoyance.]
Sadie: There will always be a gap of understanding between children and adults. Such is reality.
[Around the boat, a long serpent-like tale rubs across the sides, diving in and out of the water. Suddenly two sea creatures of large proportions burst their heads out of the water. On the left side is a shiny sleek looking creatures, that looks like a cross between a whale and a snake. On the right is an older looking mammal, covered in barnacles, its scales worn out and lackluster, but its eyes still carry a gleam.]

Sadie: My oh my, a couple of Loch Ness's dropped in.
April: I'm still having trouble getting used to these crazy creatures.
Sadie: Well, around here the madness tends to consume you if you don't play into it.
[Sadie ponders a bit.]
Sadie: Stand right by me, sweetie.
[April hesitates for a moment, but then she complies. Sadie whistles at the younger Nessy, and the creature extends its neck towards them. It at just arms length from the two.]
Sadie: Go on, give Nessy a pet.

[April nervously extends her hand towards the creature. The creature looks at her for a second before leaning is face gently onto her palm, it murmurs a soft, whale sound. This seems to quell the nervousness within April. She looks to it and then pets it, and it dawns on her that this is all real.]
April: It is a majestic creature...
Sadie: Ooh, I think it likes you.
[Nessy nudges April with its face, making the same whale-like murmurs. Itg picks April up by her shirttail.]
April: Hey, what are you doing!?
[The creature tosses April onto its back. She struggles to hang onto the back of its neck as it jumps over the boat, down into the water below.]

[Under the clear blue lake, as the bubbles clear away from April's sight, light rays descend from the surface to the deep. Within that deep are many creatures. There are mermaids of every color resembling different fish types, swimming by them. Right after, a blue octopus man followers after, who is being swarmed by dozens of baby mermaids. A school of fish pass them by, as a giant pink squid passes over, and then around them. It stares at Nessy for a bit before floating away. A shiny blue sea serpent passes by under them, and April gazes down at the creature. When it swims away, the light from above reveals the sea floor. It has zombies stuck inside the watery gravel, all trying to squirm their way out unsuccessfully. April's eyes turn wide-eyed when she sees them.]

[April realizes she's running out of breath. She quickly covers her mouth as her cheeks start turning purple. Nessy's eye glances over and she sees April struggling and darts up. It breaches the surface, where upon April begins gasping for air. Nessy hovers its head over the boat, and April plops down onto the deck, still gasping for breath.]
Sadie: Well, have you picked up anything from this?
April: Pneumonia, I think (coughs).
[The boat begins to dock.]

[Cut to inside the Vector City police station. Many cops are wandering around frantic, carrying papers that scatter as they go, or on the phone. Many of the phones keep ringing constantly. Molly is sitting by the entrance. Theo is talking with one of the heads about the situation.]
Theo: Isn't there anything you can do?
Policeman: I am sorry, sir, but we're overbooked at the moment.
Theo: You're ALWAYS overbooked.
Policeman: You try running a police crusade in a city like this.
Theo: Well, what I am supposed to do with her?

Policeman: I don't know, and I don't have time for this.
[Theo grumbles as he bounces away towards Molly.]
Theo: Welp, what's it gonna be? Stay in the forest, or come with me?

Molly: Yeah, I think I'll be goin' with you. I'd say I wanted nothin' to do with that forest if that wasn't the way home.
Theo: Swell. I guess it's "Take your inter-dimensional acquaintance to work" day.
Molly: Gah, that reminds me. My customers are gonna be so annoyed when they find I ain't at my garage.
Theo: Garage, huh?
Molly: Yeah, I'm a mechanic. Doubt I could get any work here though.
Theo: I wouldn't count your green chicken just yet.

[Cut to Joe's Fix-Em-Up Auto-Mechanic. It's a giant garage with cars, submarines, and other vehicles scattered around. Right now, aliens are landing their huge ships, filing out intimidatingly, and handing their keys over to a big fellow in a baseball hat. This is Joe. There are cars being driven in, but the customers who come out are scaly and slimy. They too hand their keys over to Joe. The ground cracks open and a mole person climbs out from the earth. He takes a hat similar to Joe's and gets to work. This is Maurice. Theo makes his way in with Molly. Joe sees Theo.]

Joe: Heeey, it's the little green man.
Theo: And it's the fat slob.
Joe: Compliments get yous nowhere, Theo.
[Joe sees Molly.]
Joe: Is this your sister?
Theo: No, this is some kid I picked up.
Joe: You and your family sure do love strays.
Theo: Stupid question, but you ever let your kids touch the property? This one's a mechanic and I'm kinda stuck with her.

Joe: Awwww.....
[Joe bends down to Molly.]
Joe: You wanna pull the cars apart and put 'em back together, sweetie?
Molly: I betcha I can do a better job than you can.
Joe: Oh, I like her. And she has a pair of hands to work with, unlike you, you green weirdo. Well then.
[Joe pats her on the back with a bit of force.]
Joe: Show me your stuff, sweetie.
[Molly grabs the tool from his hand and gets to work on the spacecraft he was working on.]
Theo: You ever fix an intergalactic space wagon?
Molly: Can't be too much different than a buggy, can it?

[The underside of the hood is gelatinous.]
Molly: Okay... it's a little bit different, but I think I can handle it.
[The jelly rises up into several gelatinous appendages. They grab Molly and pull her inside. The hood closes.]
Joe: Welp, you're gonna need a new kid.
[Molly kicks the hood open, fighting the appendages with the tool,, backing up away from it.]
Molly: I think I see the problem with this one.
Joe: Oh yeah? Then let's see you solve it.

[Molly sees a fire extinguisher on the wall, pulls it off, and sprays the blob. It hardens until it turns into ice. Then Molly shatters it completely with the tool.]
Molly: And one, two, three.
Theo: Did that do it?
[The customer, a slithering purple alien with one big eye comes up. It looks at its spacecraft. It waves at a second alien in the driver's seat. The driver starts it up, and all the lights come on as it begins to hover. The purple alien looks directly at Molly, speaks an indecipherable language and offers up its tentacle for her hand to shake.

[Molly nervously gives her hand to shake. As they shake hands, Molly is very obviously disgusted with the slimy slithering thing in her hands. She struggles to smile the whole through. The alien relinquishes its tentacle leaving behind a slimy residue on Molly's hand.]
Joe: Wow, I've never seen an Oxxavian shake one of our hands. They must be impressed with you.
[Molly stares at her hand.]
Molly: Uh... told yeah I could do it.
Theo: You'd better wash that off. It might be toxic.
Molly: Good idea. You gotta sink or something?
[Theo whistles.]
Theo: Merlinda, clean up aisle... this one!

[Cut to a puddle of water dripping out from the hose near the entrance. The water bursts forward until it reaches Molly. Suddenly, a tall lady in a black kimono rises out. She has dark glossy eyes, and an echoing moan.]
Theo: Can you show her to the ladies' room? Thanks Mery.
[Theo hops away.]
Molly: I gotta feelin' that it's gonna be a really, long day.

<- Sally & Delilah

Episode List

A Minnie-Special Over-Dunn: ->
Part 2

A Minnie-Special Over-Dunn: Part 1{Growing Around/Hammer Space Crossover}

A Minnie-Special Over-Dunn: Part 1
{Growing Around/Hammer Space Crossover}