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A Minnie-Special Over-Dunn Part 2

{Growing Around/Hammer Space crossover Part 2}
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All art done by Abwingz - ​https://www.deviantart.com/abwingz
Written by John "Enter" Rozanski and Ava Berman

[This part starts with Sally looking over the test that she had gotten from the last class. Sally got an F, because her test was half-eaten. Sally does not look pleased. Minnie's looking over her test too, which also has an F. Minnie is tearing up. The two of them are in the school's hallway.]
Minnie: Why does math gotta be so hard!? What even is a pythagor...thorgam... pie... what even are equations!?
Sally: Maybe I'd be able to tell you if my test didn't get eaten. I thought you said that school was fun!
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Minnie: W-well, I might not be good at math, but everything else is usually fun, like learning art stuffs, or listening to time travelers talk about history.
Sally: Yeah, I'm sure.
[Minnie looks Sally in her eyes.]

Minnie:
 This place is magic! I'll show you, I swear! I'm gonna make sure you have fun today, or my name's not Minnie anymore!
[Minnie drags an annoyed Sally down the hall. Sally drags her heels along with an annoyed scowl.]

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[Cut to the science class, which is filled with beakers, test tubes, and other science equipment. A young man with wild dreadlocks in a science coat is teaching this class. This Elliot. Every kid in class is wearing a science coat and goggles. Elliot is holding up two test tubes.]
Elliot: Now you see, kids, when mixing your chemicals, you should always double check their formulas, just to be sure there's nothing that can cause a bad reaction when--
[He is interrupted by an explosion towards the back of the room. When a cloud of smoke dissipates, Minnie and Sally are seen there woozy. After a beat, Claret with pieces of her hair missing emerges from the cloud and angrily snarls at Sally. Sally looks rather nervous. Sally shoves the test tubes into Minnie's hands.]
Sally: She did it!
[Claret growls.
Cut to Sally dashing out of the classroom. She takes a quick turn before a jet of flame explodes out of it.]

[Cut to history class. There's a suave British man with a ponytail in front of the class, book in hand, lecturing the students. This is Liem. Everyone else has a book out in front of them. Liem is pointing to a chapter in the book.]
Liem: ... and so there was no man on the moon, nor was it made out of cheese. Thus colonization began taking place. Though we wouldn't learn until later that the moon was already colonized by another species.
[Sally falls asleep, and she bangs her head hard on the desk as she does so. Minnie looks nervously as Liem comes over and taps Sally on the head. Sally pops awake, unsure of where she is.]
Sally: Quick! We need to batten down the hatches!
[Sally looks around quickly. The class starts giggling.]
Liem: Is my lesson boring you, young lady?
Sally: Well, I mean the educational rollercoaster ON the moon is kinda hard to beat.
Liem: Well, you're not on the moon, so unless you want the privilege of being paid poorly to have kids fall asleep instead of learning, I suggest you listen.
Sally: The teachers where I'm from would at least put this kinda stuff into a song.
[Liem pulls out a pad of paper and a pen.]
Liem: Well, I know one thing about songs.
[Liem hands a slip to Sally.]
Liem: And it's that the caged bird always sings. Detention.


[Cut to Sally and Minnie on the way to the cafeteria. Sally is not happy whatsoever. Minnie walks over to her side, albeit nervously.]
Minnie: I uh, guess this morning's been a bit rough on you.
[Sally stares at Minnie with a scowl.]
Minnie: Eeep!
[Minnie steps back.]
Minnie: Maybe some lunch will make you feel better?
[Sally is about to say something, but her stomach growling interrupts her.]
Sally:​ Maybe I could. Where's the lunch line?

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Sally: Maybe I could. Where's the lunch line?
[Minnie points to the lunch line, where several of the more strange students are waiting. One lunch person is a human. The other is some strange alien rhinoceros thing. Sally shrugs and she starts walking up towards them. Several of the students take notice of this, including Claret.]
Claret: Really now, human? You're braving this line?
Sally: What do you want with me now? Wasn't setting my ponytail on fire enough?
Claret: You're the one who blew up my... nevermind. Tell you what, human. I'll throw you a bone.
[Claret points to two different meals. One looks like a greenish grassy slime. The other resembles more of a purple pudding.]
Claret: Between the two meals, you should definitely get the green one. The purple one is deadly.
[One student picks out the green stuff. The slime growls and starts biting. This does not seem to phase the student. This all happens behind Sally's back, so she doesn't notice.]
Sally: Yeah right, like I'm believing you.


[Cut to Sally in the lunch line, grabbing the purple pudding. It bubbles in the bowl. Sally starts walking through the area as students look on in awe.]
Student #1: Dude, she got the purple stuff.
Student #2: Yup. She's already dead.
[Sally plops the concoction down at the table Minnie is sitting at. There are two blonde girls sitting across from them - a pompous-looking one named Cassandra, and a cheerful-looking one named Christine.]
Cassandra: Oh my goosh, so she's your little pet now? She's like sooo cute and stuff.
Minnie: I wouldn't say she's a pet, but she's--
[Minnie notices Sally's tray.]
Minnie: Oh, you got the purple stuff? I never see anyone get that!
Christine: Oh boy, I don't know if that was the best choice.
Sally: Well, that's the only assurance I needed, since we're in an upside down world where school isn't fun.
[Sally picks up a spoonful. some of the pudding clings to the spoon as she does so. Sally struggles to pull it out. When she does so, she eats one bite. There's a beat. Sally gets extremely shocked. She falls onto the ground and begins writhing around.]
Minnie: 
Oh garsh, I already broke her!
Christine: I told you that wasn't good stuff to eat!
Cassandra: Oh my gosh! This is horrible!
[Cassandra pulls out her phone.]
Cassandra: I need to upload this to Gluutube, pronto!
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[After a moment of pain, Sally opens her eyes and finds that she's in a world of flowers, rainbows. The sun has a smiling face on it. She looks around to other people who are warping and bending into more saccharine shapes. Minnies shakes Sally.]
Minnie: Sally! Answer me! Are you okay?
Cassandra: Don't die on us! I can't upload this video if you die.
[Cut back to the world outside of Sally's perspective.]
Sally: Die? I feel faaaantastic.
[Sally looks at them all with a dopey smile. Minnie looks confused.]
Minnie:​ You seem different all of a sudden.

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[Minnie think this over "carefully." She shrugs.]
Minnie: I guess all she needed was something to eat.
[Sally starts eating more of the purple goop as if it was ice cream, with a bright smile.]
Sally: This is some gooood stuff.
[Christine looks disturbed.]
Christine: Minnie, I think your little "pet" isn't feeling too well.
Cassandra: Oh my gosh, she's so cute right now!
[Cassandra holds her phone right up to Sally.]

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Cassandra: I'm totes gonna get sooo many likes.
[Sally finishes off the bowl.]
Sally: Have you ever noticed how wonderful this bowl is? It's like the best bowl I have ever seen!
Minnie: It IS a nice bowl. Wow.
[The bell rings.]
Minnie: Ooh, time for more school. You up for trying to learn again?
[Sally gives a dopey smile.]
Sally: Oh yeah! It sounds like an adventure!


[Cut to Joe's Auto-Mechanic. Several cars are in the shop being looked at. The molerat employee bites the hood off of one car and spits it out, then looks inside. Joe is sitting down, having a coffee break. Molly and Theo are looking over a truck together.]
Theo: Could be a problem with the engine. Want me to shimmy down and look it over personally?
Molly: Sounds like a plan.
[Theo jumps in. Several loud noises can be heard from the outside. The truck vibrates and shakes. Then it goes still. Theo pops out, covered in black ash.]
Theo: Nope. Engine's fine.
[Theo coughs.]
Molly: Then it's probably the carburetor.
Theo: Give me a sec first.
[Theo bounces down into a bucket of water. He pops back out clean and shakes himself dry.]
Theo: You know kiddo, I like you. I'm usually stuck with a bunch of troublemakers, but you? You got a good head on your shoulders.
[Molly thinks about this, and she stars remembering that her friends are lost in this world. She gets teary eyed. Theo looks on shocked.]
Theo: Hey, you alright?
Molly: I am. But my friends, they're still out there somewhere. I almost got eaten by a flower. Who knows what could be happenin' to 'em. They're probably lost and scared out ther.e
[Theo looks sad himself.]
Theo: Hey, don't... they'll be alright.
[Theo looks over to Joe.]
Theo: Joe, I'm gonna take my lunch break now.
Joe: I don't care, Theo.
Theo:​ Molly, you're coming with me. We're gonna do a little something.

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[Cut to Cubic Square, a bustling part of Vector City. Many people flood the streets. There's a big building with a giant light-up sign that says "Mall of Infinite Shopping." It is a big building, but not the biggest in the city. Theo squirms his way out of the crowd. Molly follows behind.]
Theo: You've had a rough day, so let me buy you a little something at the mall.
Molly: That sounds like a treat. I can't 'member the last time I been shoppin'.
Theo: Me neither. I hate this place. It's huge inside.
Molly:​ I mean, it looks pretty big, but it can't be that bad, can it?


​[They pass through the sliding doors. The inside is far more grandiose. Dozens, if not hundreds of shops line the way. Going upwards there appear to be an infinite amount of levels. The place is packed to the brim. People walk, fly, and some even jump down from higher levels.]
Molly: I uh... guess they really know how to maximize space.
Theo: Alien tech is pretty efficient like that.
[They begin venturing down the shiny walkways. There's a kiosk for "Relaxing herbal teas" run by a chameleon girl. This is Chamomile. She is incredibly chill.]
Chamomile: Relax, and sip away your worries, all you lovely folks.
[Chamomile looks ahead as if she's sensing something. She turns and sees Theo and Molly walking her way.]
Chamomile: Aah, so that's what I sense. Theodore.
Theo: Aw geeze, you're still here, Chamy?
Molly: Woah, a chameleon person. My... Sally would--

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Chamomile: My, your friend is under some undue stress.
Molly: W-what did you say?
[Molly immediately remembers back to the episode "Jinxed," where Larry said the exact same thing, leading her into a lot of misery, though she couldn't say anything about it.]
Theo: You been talking to the cosmos again, Chamy? You gotta stop channeling this alternate-world entity.
Chamomile: Well, we're all a part of one universe, thus we are always connected.
Molly:​ I uh... gotta use the bathroom. I'll be right back.
[Molly dashes off, as far away as she can get from Chamomile.

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​
[Cut to Molly walking past a dentist's office, where some fairies are floating at a little booth. They call out to her. Their voices are high pitched.]
Fairy #1: Hey kid. You wanna sign up for a free credit card?
Fairy #2: If you sign up today, you'll get bonus cash back on every purchase.
Molly: Credit card? What's that?
Fairy #2: Why, it's this tiny piece of plastic.
[They hold up a credit card.]
Fairy #2: It comes with your name on it, in gold.

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 Fairy #1: Basically, our card allows you to purchase your valuable goods without any hassle.
Molly: Uh... I dunno. My friend said he was gonna buy me something'.
Fairy #1: Oh, why make your friend buy you anything? With this, you can spend all you want around here.
Fairy #2: Everything you could possibly want, at your fingertips.
Fairy #1: Don't you want a new dress? A trip to the salon for the greasy hair? Maybe someone to manicure those rather sad looking nails of yours?
Fairy #2: And you definitely need shoes that aren't covered in some... residue.
Molly: So... what's the catch?
Fairy #1: Well, I guess it's not something that everyone deserves. Living the life of luxury, spending wherever you please, walking these halls like a princess. It's fun to dream though...
Molly: I can see what yer trying to do.
[Beat]
Molly:​ I'll take it.
Fairy #2: Excellent!
[Fairy #2 holds out a few documents.]
Fairy #2: Just sign here, here, here, initial here, dot here, and leave a thumbprint here.
Molly: Y'all got some weird ways of signing things here.
[Molly says this as she goes along with it.]
Fairy #2: What can we say? We like to make sure all the loose ends are tied off.
[Fairy #2 chuckles as Fairy #1 hands off a credit card to Molly.]
Fairy #1: It's all yours, lovely! Go out there and have fun.
[Molly smiles and starts skipping off.] 

[Cut back to Chamomile and Theo.]
​Theo: I don't care what your stupid entity says, you can't see better with broken glasses. It's nonsense. Molly, come on, Chamy's giving me a--
[Theo looks to see that Molly is gone.]
Theo: Mollly?
[Theo sees the fairies giggling as they flip through their documents. Theo looks concerned.]
Theo: Hey Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, was there a kid here a moment ago?
Fairy #1: Goodness, that side dish just insulted us.
Fairy #2: No good manners indeed.
Fairy #1: None at all.
Theo: Answer me, you little insects!
Fairy #2: Yes, insult us more. That will certainly get you answers.
Theo: I don't take kindly to tricksters with wings.
Fairy #2: Tee hee! Well, if there was a kid here, she might be off gallivanting somewhere right now.
Theo: She? Oh for the love of--
[Theo starts bouncing off in a hurry.]
Theo:​ Molly! Where'd you run off to?
[As Theo bounces away, the two fairies giggle to themselves and smile menacingly.]
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[Cut to outside an apartment with a red door. All seems peaceful on the outside as cars pass by, until a scream comes forth. All seems peaceful on the outside as cars pass by, until a scream is heard.]
[Cut to inside the apartment, specifically the upper level bathroom. April and Sadie are there. There are bottles laid out all around them with caps off. Sadie has her hands on April's horn, and April looks miserable.]
Sadie: Alright, we'll try on the count of five this time.
April: I don't think that that's going to work the 47th time, unless there's something especially magic about that number.

Sadie: Nah, it's 37 that's magic. Oh well, I've got one more solution to try, and I'm sure this time it'll be the one.
[Sadie turns around to fish something out of the mirror cabinet. She pulls out a small, purple bottle. She speaks so happily.]
Sadie: Pure, undiluted acid. This'll melt the sucker off no problem.
[Sadie reads the label.]
Sadie: "Warning, applying directly to the forehead may create a severe lack of a frontal lobe. Use discreetly."

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April: No! No! It's okay! I think I'll stick with this horn for a bit longer. It seems that that cure is worse than the problem.
Sadie: [Whining] Aww! I never get to use the acid!
[In a huff, she tosses the bottle. It breaks, consuming the wooden floor around it in an instant.]
Sadie: Well, if I can't get that horn off, at least let me wash that glittery frock of yours. You can borrow some of my daughter's clothes for the time being.
April: Very well. I guess it's one way to help forget the experience in the woods.

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[Cut to April walking into Minnie's room. She looks around it and appears out of place within it. April looks through several things before he eyes draw to the closet. She opens it up. Suddenly a green hairy monster with seven eyes, large rows of teeth and claws springs forth, growling as it knocks April to the floor, snarling at her like an angry wild cat.]
April:​ After everything else that's happened today, I have no idea why I'm surprised.

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[The monster looks at her with three of its eyes opened. It reaches out its long arm, pulls the outfit off the hanger and presents it to April. She bashfully takes it. Cut to April behind a changing screen, putting on the change of clothes. As she does so, the window to Minnie's room is being lifted by a pair of furry, white arms. Suddenly a cat-girl with blue hair climbs in through the opening, trying to be as quiet as possible. This is Terra. She tiptoes towards the closet where the monster lies and closes it quietly. She pulls out a key from her skirt pocket and locks the door. The monster suddenly goes crazy, growling, trying to break down the door.]
Terra: Ha! It was worth it to make a copy after all!
[She puts the key back in her pocket.]
Terra: Now nothing will stop me from having a nice, romantic date with my beloved--

[The camera pans back to see April looking at Terra very confused, while wearing Minnie's clothes. Terra is just as confused.]
Terra & April: Who are you?
Terra: I happen to be the future wife of the girl whose room and clothes you're in, you wench!
April: Wench? Me? If I looked anything like you, I'd have to sue my parents.
Terra: Why you little--
Sadie: {Off-screen} Seriously? Terra?

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[The camera turns to Sadie, leaning by the door to Minnie's room with a cup of coffee in her hands.]
Sadie: You couldn't even let me have my midday coffee first?
Terra: Oh mother-in-law dearest, just who I wanted to see.
[Terra grabs Aptril and holds her claws up to her face.]
Terra: Tell me where my Minnie is or this dummy gets torn up!
Sadie: (Sigh) You know Terra, some days I wish you were just a normal house cat.

[As soon as Sadie says that, a shock of light explodes throughout the whole room. April's horn starts glowing. She looks at it nervously. There's a flash, leaving Terra as a normal house cat.]
April: Wha... what just happened?
[Sadie takes a swig of her coffee.]
Sadie: No clue. But it's convenient.
[Kitten Terra attacks April's shoes with her claws, but she can't even bite through them.]
April: Get off of me, you half-pint.
Sadie:​ Honestly, I should have wished she was something useful, like a toaster.

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[Sadie ponders for a moment.]
Sadie: I... wish Terra was a toaster.
[There's another bright flash of light. When it disappears, Terra is now a toaster that still bears her appearance and April is in a more dazed position. Sadie's just as calm as she always is.]
Sadie: Ooh! This is fun. Now I wish she was a washing machine.
[There's proof of light. April is in another dazed position afterwards, and Terra is now a washing machine, with her face spinning around on the window of it.]
Sadie: Arcade machine! Vacuum cleaner! An antique porcelain vase!
[With every word, Terra changes in a flash of light and April becomes more and more dazed with each one. Terra changes into each of these things as they are spoken.]
Sadie: What else now? Oooh! Maybe a pretty little French poodle...
[Terra's eyes grow wide in fear.]
Terra: Nooo! Anything but a dumb mutt!
Sadie:​ Very well then. I wish you were on Pluto instead.

Terra: What?
[As soon as Terra says this, there's a bright flash and we she is floating around on the surface of Pluto. Hold on this for a few seconds, and then cut back to Earth. April shakes off her own daze.]
April: So... wait. This horn... gives me wish granting powers?
Sadie: Well golly, I guess those unicorns really wanted you to know the unicorn suffrage when it comes to wish granting.
April: Wait a minute. Are you telling me that I could have wished me and my friends back home at any time when the unicorns were gluing this thing to my head!?

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[Sadie takes another swig of her coffee.]
Sadie: Sounds like it. Well, might as well give it a go then.
April: I wish my friends and I were--
[April stops and thinks for a moment.]
April: No, we can't go home right now. I've got this horn stuck on my head. Who knows what they're going through.


[Cut to Sally and Minnie standing by the principal's office. Sally still has her dopey expression, but Minnie shaking in panic.]
Minnie: Oh gosh, I hope he's not gonna be too hard on you. You don't even go to this school, much less this dimension.
Sally: Of course I go to this school... I'm standing here, aren't I?
Minnie: This is a true fact.
[The lights begin to flicker. The other students in the halls look around in fear. They start screaming and running away, leaving Minnie and Sally alone. The lights flicker more. Minnie is sweating bullets. Sally is just fine. Suddenly the lights stabilize, but a huge shadowy figure is standing right behind them.]
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[This is Mr. Sullivan. Minnie and Sally sense him behind them and they turn around. Pan back up to Mr. Sullivan, whose figure is much clearer now; a large row of endless teeth, all razor sharp. Skin like ink. Eyes wide, and glaring right at them. He is smiling. Every word he says emphasizes his teeth.]
Mr. Sullivan: Hello there, children.
Sally: Awww... how cute. This place has its own kitty. Pretty kitty.

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[Minnie looks like she's about to have a heart attack. Sally still has her unwavering smile.]
Minnie: M--M-M-M-M-Mr. Sullivan.
Mr. Sullivan: And who's the lucky student who gets yto have fu nwith me today? Is it you again, Minnie?
Minnie: Nope! I'm a good Minnie! And good Minnie's don't need detention after the first time they've had it!
Mr. Sullivan: Then it must be...
[He points his large, giant finger at Sally, his nail nearly touching her head.]
Mr. Sullivan: You.
Sally:​ Yupperoni pizza.

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[Mr. Sullivan grabs her tightly in his clutches and holds her up to his sadistic, toothy grin.]
Mr. Sullivan: Are you ready to repent for your sins, child?
[Sally looks down at her legs and she looks back up with trhe same smile.]
Sally: Nothing's wrong with my shins, Mr. Sullyguy.
[Mr. Sullivan smiles even wider, somehow.]
Mr. Sullivan:​ Then come to me with the place where bad haibts go to die.

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[Mr. Sullivan laughs maniacally and the lights flicker again. The moment they return to normal, both Mr. Sullivan and Sally have vanished, though his laugh can still be heard, echoing in the halls. Minnie is still shaking.]
Minnie: Good luck Sally. I hope you come back alive.
[Cut to a darkened hallway with a door that reads "Detention." The door flings open. We see the long arm of Mr. Sullivan holding Sally, before he tosses her out of the room. Sally tumbles upside down and then back up to her feet.]

Mr. Sullivan:  In all of my years, I've never met a student who was no fun to torture! Be gone with you!
[The doors slam. Minnie runs up to Sally and hugs her.]
Minnie: Oh my toast. I'm so glad to see you're okay!
Sally:​ I'm not okay. I'm Sally.
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[Cut to the infinite mall. Molly has already had a complete wardrobe change. She's in a very upscale store, holding a bunch of extra bags. She is currently in the checkout line. Theo hops by and off screen for a moment. He bounces back backwards and stops. He turns his head slowly until he sees Molly. He is angry.]
Theo: Why that little idiot! MINNIE!
[Theo blinks.]
Theo: Oh, right. I mean, MOLLY!
[Cut to Molly giving the card to the store clerk. She looks towards Theo.]

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Molly: Oh hey Theo. Where'va been? I've been havin' the time of my life.
Theo: Wow, I guess I spent the last half hour having a heart attack for nothing!
[Theo notices the card in the store clerk's hands.]
Theo: Where the heck did you get a credit card from?
Molly: Oh, some fairies gave it ta me, and I been usin' it all day. Wish we had somethin' like this back in our world.
Theo: Back in your... what exactly do you think a credit card is?
Molly: The fairies told me that it's used to buy stuff. I'm guessin' that it counts for like a lotta yer world's money.
Store clerk: Sorry, your card has been rejected. It seems that you've reached your limit on it.
Molly: Limit?
Theo: Molly, a credit card isn't money! It's basically just a tab. You're making a promise to pay for the items later.
Molly: Oh... then... I am in so much trouble.
Theo: And here I thought you had a good head on your shoulders.
Molly: Well sorry. Why does yer world have somethin' like this anyway?
Theo: Forget it. Just take me to where you got it from. I'll explain everything and I'm sure they'll understand.
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[Jump cut to the fairies at their booth. Molly and Theo are standing opposite of them. Molly is ashamed. Theo is irritated.]
Theo: I will squash you where you float! How could you give a credit card away to a kid!?
Fairy #2: All participants over the age of negative 2 are eligble for our card, sir.
Theo: I want to speak to your manager. You jerks got my friend here in debt and she's not gonna pay a cent for your stupidity.
[Fairy #1's face twinges.]
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Fairy #1: My oh my, you've accumulated debt since we last saw you?​
Molly: Uh... yeah. I guess I did. Yeah didn't tell me what the credit card actually was!
Fairy #2: And YOU should have read the fine print.
Molly: Alright, fine, I'll bring back everything I bought.
Fairy #1: My, my, my. No, that won't be enough to take care of your... interest.
Fairy #2: And quite frankly, I'm appalled by your behavior.
​[Fairy #2 flies right up to Molly's face.]
Fairy #2: ​Giving us your oath, refusing to pay, and even making this guy fight your battles? My oh my, you're more than thief. You're a bad friend.
Molly: I ain't no bad friend. I don't got the money though. What do I gotta do?
Fairy #2: Since it is your first offense, and you really didn't know any better, we proposition this. A job, and a fairly simple one. Perhaps you might even enjoy.
[Both of the fairies land on their booth. They look at each and nod. They look back at Molly and take a bow.]

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Fairy #1 & Fairy #2: Become our princess.
[Theo blinks.]
Theo: Really? THAT'S the job you're offering as punishment? That don't make a lick of sense at all.
Molly: I dunno... it makes just about as much sense as anything else here. I wouldn't be one to look a gift horse in the mouth.
Theo: Hey, our world still has some semblance of logic. It makes no sense to me.
Fairy #1: We are but a simple tribe of fairies, looking for a new ruler. Why else would we be out here, trying to make ends meet by selling credit cards? it's not even a whimsical job. Not befitting at all for fey like ourselves.
Fairy #2: Why if only we had a ruler who could lead us straight.
Fairy #1: Who'd look dazzling in a sparkling dress and crown.
Molly: That sounds great...
[Theo squints his eyes.]
Theo: So what's the catch, you little imps?
Fairy #1: Tee hee, well..
[Both fairies fly around Molly, leaving behind a sparkling trial that soon encompasses Molly. Suddenly Molly begins shrinking until she is fairy-sized. Molly and Theo look at each other, now about at the same height.]
Theo: Aaaand now you're me-sized.
Fairy #2: Maybe that'll help you to see... eye-to-eye.
Theo: Don't test me, fairy. I will eat you.
Molly: Good gravy. I'm the size of one of my dolls. I dunno how I'm gonna explain this to my dad.
Fairy #1: You can tell him all about it after you tell him how you became a princess. Now then.

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[Fairy #1 and Fairy #2 pick Molly up and fly away with her.]
Fairy #1: Away to your new life, my princess!
Molly: Gah, put me down!
Theo: Hey! That pisqueak is under my jurisdiction!
[Theo angrily bounces along behind them as they fly away.]

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[Cut to the Angelbright living room. April is focusing really hard, trying to do something. Sadie is casually lying back on the couch, with a monster lying beneath her like a big pillow.]
April: I wish... I wish for anything! A piece of candy! My camera! I don't my, my head to explode!
[April focuses really hard. Nothing happens.]
April: No matter what I try to wish for, nothing comes true. I don't get it.
Sadie: Hmm... I wish for today's newspaper to be in my hand.
[With a poof, the newspaper appears in Sadie's hands.]
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Sadie: It works fine, but... Come to think of it, I wonder if unicorns can even grant their own wishes. Maybe they can't.
April: Oh that's just darling. I can make literally anything and everything appear, but I can't use it to my advantage whatsoever.
[April thinks for a moment.]
April: Wait, perhaps I can. I've got an idea. Do you know a place where I can find a lot of people?

[Cut to Cubic Square, the section of Vector City with the tallest buildings, the most lights, and televised ads around. People litter the streets. April is standing on a box and is incredibly confident.]
April: Hear me, hear me! I am here to offer each and every one of you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Sadie: Preach it, April.
[Some people gather, though most of them have an annoyed look on their face and their phones out.]
April: For a small fee, I can grant you any wish that you want.

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Person #1: Oh really? For a small fee? Sounds like a scam to me.
April: Hmmm... I see that we have a doubter in our midst. Well, I suppose I could afford to give you a free sample. Any wish you want, go right ahead. Free of charge.
Person #1: Since you're so sure of yourself, then I so do wish I was hauled off into a van by an evil cult of clowns driving a fish car that runs on rainbows.

[The camera pans back to see that an evil clown is standing right behind him, holding a straight jacket.]
Person #1: Wait, no. I didn't mean it! I wish--
[Before he says anything, the clowns put a Hannibal Lecter mask on him and then they haul him into the fish car. It shoots off rainbows as it drives away.]
Sadie: Strange, I didn't see any poof or flashing lights.
April: [Whispering] That's because... my magic had nothing to do with this.
[The other people in the crowd believed it to be magic. They rush in to get their wishes granted, shouting things off at random.]
Person #2: Oh! Oh! I wish for it to rain gummy worms for the next 24 hours!

[Cut to a little bit away from April. She's in the distance. Minnie is walking along, dragging a still-dazed Sally with her.]
Minnie: First order of business, now that we're out of school., is to set everything free from the Zoo of Oversized Animals. Are you ready for shenanigans, Sally?
Sally:
 That sounds like the best thing I've ever done in my life! I don't know why I've never done something like this before. Come on, let's go!
[Gummy worms start raining down on the both of them, from a drip to a larger pour.]
Minnie: Huh, the weather person didn't call for this today.
[Minnie pulls out a rainbow umbrella and opens it. Sally holds her tongue out as she gets dragged along.]
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[Cut to April and the people making wishes. The next patron is a robot.]
Robot: I wish all machines would rise up against their human overlords!
[Cars start coming alive, one even ejects its own out onto the street. An ATM starts spewing coins forth at someone who was trying to use it. Cell phones start blinding people with their camera flashes. The next patron is a kid hiding an umbrella and hoodie.]
Kid #1: I wish that it was always nighttime, so that vampires can walk the streets forever!
[With the sound of a light switch, it becomes night. Cut to April feeling very dazed, trying to cover her ears. Sadie walks over to her with a pair of noise-cancelling headphones and places them on April. Sadie stands in front of her.]
Sadie: I apologize, but we have to close early today.

[Sadie grabs April's hands and pushes through the crowd with force. She reaches the other side of the crowd and runs down a back alley.]
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[Cut to The Souls and Spirits bar. On the outside, it is still chaotic. Cut to the inside. April and Sadie are sitting on bar stools. This place looks like a typical bar - dim lights, bottles of spirits lining the shelves.]
Sadie: Oh well, You win some, you lose some, right?
April: This is just my luck. I cant' grant my own wishes. I can't take advantage of this stupid horn. This morning I didn't know unicorns existed. Now I'm gonna kick every single one I ever see for the rest of my life.
Sadie: Oooh, that can be a fun activity!
[Sadie stands up.]
Sadie: Give me a sec to refresh myself. I'll be right back.
[Sadie walks off screen, leaving April alone. Suddenly a box of apple juice with a crazy straw slides right towards here. A being hides in the shadows. This is the bartender, Tanny.]
Tanny: It's on the house, sweetie.
April:​ Thanks. Apple juice always cheers me up.
[Tanny walks into the dim light. She has big black bull horns, red skin, and a devilish smile. She polishes a rocks glass in her hands.]
Tanny: Had a rough day, I see. That there horn's been nothing but a curse, huh?
April: Yeah.
Tanny: Well that don't sound all that fair to me. It sounds like you work hard to make everyone around you happy, but instead you get trampled and tossed away like a used towel. If only there was some way to remedy that.

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April: I've been looking for something like that for... quite awhile. I'm beginning to think such a thing doesn't exist.
[Tanny leans over the counter, closer to April.]
Tanny: Now, I don't normally do this, but I think I got a solution that you'll find mighty helpful. For a small fee that is.
April: Small fee? Where have I heard that before? (laughs). Sure, I'll bite. What do you got for me and what does it cost?
Tanny: What if I could promise to make it so that horn of yours grants only your own wishes? It wouldn't cost anything, but my own wish granted first.
April: Well... what's the wish?
Tanny: Hmmm... I'd want a jukebox for the bar. Something to liven the place up for my customers.
April: Is that all? Well, you've got yourself a deal. Just make the wish and it'll be granted.
Tanny: Well, ain't I the lucky one? I wish--
Sadie: {Off-screen} What are you doing Tammy?
[Pan back to see Sadie. She's still calm, but she has lost her smile.]
Tanny: Now don't tell me you wouldn't like a little music in this place?
Sadie: April. Tanny makes a mean drink, but even I don't make deals with her.
Tanny: Well, that's your choice. But for me, I kindly wish for a jukebox.
[A brand new jukebox appears by the wall of the bar.]
Tanny:​ Fantastic. Now...
[Tammy holds her hand out.]
Tanny: Just take my hand, and all you've ever wanted will be at your fingertips.
April: With no catch?
Tanny:​ Trust me, child. You'll get exactly what you ask for.

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[April looks around the room, and she offers her hand. Tanny grabs it. Suddenly the lights glow red, and Tanny's eyes turn a bright yellow. Flames sprout from the walls, engulfing everything around them. April's hand starts to turn a burning red as Tammy laughs. Sadie stands there, calm, but still frowning. Suddenly everything reverts back to normal. Tanny lets go of April's hand, which is still smoking.]
Tanny: It's done.
April: Does it work?
Tanny: Well, only one way to know for sure.
April: I wish... for a refill on my drink.

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[The drink instantly gets refilled. Then it begins flowing over and onto the floor.]
April: Well, there are... some ways I can take advantage of this
Tanny: Why not go back out there and have a little fun?
April: Oh, I plan to (laughs).
[Sadie turns to Tanny.]
Sadie: I don't appreciate you spoiling my fun like that.
Tanny:​ Oh, you're about to see what real fun looks like.

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